November 30, 2007
Flowers
The young wife of a newly ordained priest and doubly-newly vicar of a mission congregation got a phone call from a lady who obviously wanted to triangle. After multiple questions trying to find out “what kind of church” this is whose vicar’s wife she was talking to, questions that rightly belonged in the vicar’s ear rather than his wife’s, and after multiple suggestions and attempts so to direct them, finally came the big one.
“Do you have any gays and lesbians on the altar?” said the triangler. Relieved to get one she felt she could answer, the parson’s wife said, “No ma’am, only flowers.”
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